Virtually every financial record seems destined to fall in 2025, and gold just smashed another one. The precious metal blasted through $2,900 per ounce, hitting an eye-popping $2,906.20 on February 10th – its eleventh record this year alone. Not bad for a shiny rock that doesn’t pay dividends.

Behind this meteoric rise is a perfect storm of market chaos. The U.S. stock market is having a miserable time, with the S&P 500 down over 6% since mid-July and the tech-heavy Nasdaq falling nearly 11%. Each standard 400-ounce gold bar is now worth over $1 million at current market rates. Interest rates have remained historically high, but weak consumer confidence continues driving investors toward gold’s perceived safety.

Markets are in shambles, with major indices taking a beating as investors watch their portfolios bleed red ink.

Meanwhile, the job market’s looking shaky – a measly 114,000 jobs added in July 2024, while unemployment crept up to 4.3%. Talk about a confidence killer.

Central banks around the world aren’t helping calm anyone’s nerves. They’re hoarding gold like it’s going out of style, snatching up 1,045 metric tons in 2024 – a historic record worth $96 billion.

China, Poland, Uzbekistan, and India are leading this gold rush, apparently deciding that yellow metal beats green paper.

The geopolitical landscape isn’t exactly a picture of stability either. The Middle East is brewing fresh trouble, Israel and Iran are at each other’s throats, and the Russia-Ukraine war is dragging into year three.

Throw in a contentious U.S. presidential election and Trump’s saber-rattling on trade tariffs, and you’ve got a recipe for market jitters.

Wall Street’s finest are falling over themselves to raise their gold forecasts. Goldman Sachs is eyeing $3,100 per ounce by year-end, while Citi’s betting on $3,000.

Some particularly enthusiastic analysts are even floating $4,000 as a possibility. The World Gold Council, trying to sound responsible, merely suggests prices will be “rangebound with slight upside.”

One thing’s crystal clear: while stocks stumble and bonds bumble, gold’s having its moment in the sun.

It’s outperforming the S&P 500 and proving its worth as a safe haven in these uncertain times. Who knew panic could be so profitable?